The Friendly Skies Get More Friendly

Los Angeles - Saturday Night Live in true form aired a skit that focused on the TSA airline screening process - specifically the "pat down" or as I like to call it the "Grope For Dope" that has outraged so many travelers recently. It appears flying the friendly skies is a whole lot more friendly now and not in a good way - unless you are a TSA Security Agent. Air travelers are now offered a choice between either a full body nearly-nude scan for all of your fellow travelers to ogle at, or a pat down that includes breast fondling and two trips up your inner thighs for the lucky(?) TSA agent on duty's hands. Saturday Night Live is turning anxiety into laughs, though, with this video that suggests the TSA screening process may be just a cheap thrill for the lonely.

Well in keeping up with the times The CSB has first hand experience in this years latest effort to make air travel safe for all - and at least fun for a few.